Sunday, February 18, 2007

2am thought..


You know you need to shave your legs when..

~ you get really cold and your hairs stand up enough to billow out your pants
~ when it's windy, you feel like your legs are weeping willow tree trunks, and then realize that it's not tree branches brushing your legs, but your own hair
~ you need to adjust the direction of your hair after putting on tube socks
~ they've left the spikey stage and has entered the soft stage
~ you dream about needing to french braid your leg hairs in order to fit in your jeans
~ stray leg hairs get caught poking out of your pants
~ you can twirl them in your fingers

Phew..good thing I'm not married!

2 comments:

Renee said...

Well Kris...to be honest...after a few years it just don't seem to manage as much lol....

KPetrie said...

Hey..if guys can do it..so should we! (Except for some reason..it just seems gross..lol)